Best app ever for indecisive rationalists

By making my decisions contingent on an event with true quantum randomness, I can get past difficult decisions with more peace of mind. I know that divergent versions of me are experiencing each possibility.

Pro tip: if youre not split 50/50, do more than one universe split--I adore my girlfriend, and I wouldnt have had the courage to get with her without two universe splits in a row (for a 1 in 4 chance).

Pierre-Simon Laplace about Universe Splitter